February 2012
Noel: Do you know John Lennon?
Liam: Do you know him?
Noel: I don't, but do you?
Liam: Yeah.
Noel: Well you must be pretty old then, how old are you? 21?
Liam: No. About a fucking thousand and five fucking one.
Noel: You're 22.
Liam: No, I'm 21.
Noel: Right, and remember I watched you being born.
Liam: Right.
Noel: And I don't even know John Lennon.
Liam: Right.
Noel: So shut the fuck up about knowing John Lennon.
“It’s hard to come up on this stage and be humble. So I won’t. You’re all shit.”
– Noel Gallagher (At the Brit Awards {not 2012})
